Before Dan Rollman and Corey Henderson started The Universal Record Database it was pretty hard to say, with certainty, that you were the best at anything. But at this moment I hold the world records for the Most Incorrect Astrological Signs Guessed in One Minute (32) and the Most Fortune Cookies Eaten and Read Aloud in One Minute (5). Both are records that I created.

My wife, Christine, and I were the originators and first record holders of the Most T-shirts Transfered Between Two People in 30 Seconds, but have since lost that crown.